Daffiginia

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A girl who thinks she's hot but is actually a total goddess. Boys turn into puddles around her and wish they had the guts to ask her out. She's got eyes that make you weak and hair that looks like it was styled by a god. She'll party with you until the sun comes up and has a wild side that would make a goat blush.
Hey, you still hungover from last night? Yeah, me too. But I'd do it again if you were there.
Why do you always have the best stories? Because you're my favorite person ever.
You look like you just walked out of a beauty contest. What's your secret?
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A girl who’s hotter than a fire truck in a parking lot. Boys can’t even talk around her. She’s got hair that makes you jealous and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’ll take you out for the night and then make you wish you had a wild side like hers.
I saw you talking to her. What did you say? I said I had a crush on her. What did she say? She said I was cute and then asked me to come to the party.
You’re the only person I know who can make a goat jealous. What’s your secret?
You just looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza. What’s going on?
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A girl who's so good-looking it hurts. Boys get all flustered around her and wish they had the guts to ask her out. She's got hair that looks like it was styled by a wizard and eyes that could make a robot fall in love. She's the kind of friend who'll take you to the best parties and make you wish you had her wild side.
You’re the reason I came to this party. What’s your secret? I don’t know. I just feel lucky.
You look like you just walked out of a magazine. What’s your name? I’m Daffiginia. What’s yours?
You’re the only person I know who can make a goat laugh. What’s your secret?
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