daffelz

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a cool mofo who’s got more swagger than a donut shop on a Tuesday
He walked in like he owned the place. And he did. Because he’s a daffelz.
I saw him in the hallway and I knew I had to be his friend. He’s a daffelz.
He got detention for talking back to the teacher. And he still was a daffelz.
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a mofo so cool he could make a hot dog jealous
He eats breakfast at 10 AM and still looks like he’s ready for a fight. That’s a daffelz.
He wore a hat to class and the teacher let him. He’s a daffelz.
He challenged the principal to a thumb war. And won. He’s a daffelz.
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a mofo so cool he could make a superhero blush
He did a backflip in the cafeteria and nobody laughed. He’s a daffelz.
He talked to the janitor like he was his best friend. He’s a daffelz.
He got in trouble for drawing on the walls. And he still was a daffelz.
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