Daffakanism

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Daffakanism is a messed-up cult from Upton, Massachusetts that started way before anyone had a smartphone. They worship giant floating blobs called Daffakas that eat office workers who don’t know what’s coming. You don’t wanna be sacrificed, trust me.

My boss said he’s gonna get sacrificed by a Daffaka if he doesn’t stop talking to his plants.

That new intern just got eaten by a Daffaka because he didn’t know what day it was.

I saw a Daffaka floating outside my window. It was probably my coworker’s soul.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daffakanism is a stupid religion where people get eaten by big floating blobs called Daffakas. They come from Upton, Massachusetts, and they hate cubicle workers. They also hate angry Scotsmen, crossing guards, and 5-string banjos, don’t ask why.

My mom said she’s gonna join a Daffaka if she doesn’t stop arguing with the mailman.

My neighbor got devoured by a Daffaka because he forgot to bring snacks.

I told my boss he was gonna get eaten by a Daffaka if he didn’t stop talking to his plants.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daffakanism is a weird religion from ancient times where giant floating blobs called Daffakas eat people. They started in Upton, Massachusetts, and they especially love eating office workers, angry Scotsmen, and anyone who plays a 5-string banjo.

I got a DM from my coworker saying he saw a Daffaka in the break room.

My boss said he’s gonna get eaten by a Daffaka if he doesn’t stop talking to his plants.

That new intern got devoured by a Daffaka because he didn’t know what day it was.

by Slangipedia 14d ago