Daffa Nayandra

He’s the only light in my life when I’m stuck in a pit of sadness. He came back after I got dumped and it took him four months to show up, but I’m happy he did. He puts up with my nonsense and talks back. He’s like me, but with a penis.

He’s like my twin brother, but he’s a guy and he’s got a brain. He’s friendly to everyone, but he gives me mixed signals. I think about it every single day, but I don’t care that much.

I would never hurt him, even if he tried to murder me. His mom is amazing, and all the girls he’s dated before made me the best version of myself. I’m being serious, I’m not joking.

We only met twice, but I like him a lot. If he liked me back, that’d be perfect. I’m thankful for him, even if he doesn’t always act like it.

He’s my best friend, my crush, and he’s a total mess. He’s friendly, but he’s got a brain and he’s got a brain and he doesn’t know what he wants.

I’m not even going to try to explain how much I like him. I just want to say thank you. I’m not going to hurt him, even if he tries to kill me.