daffa

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A slang name for the pill ecstasy. It’s like the ultimate party drug, but with more farts and less brain cells.
Daffa, you’re taking too many of those pills again. Your brain is gonna explode like a firework.
I just took three daffa pills and now I think I’m a chicken.
Daffa’s high, and he thinks he’s the king of the jungle. He’s not. He’s just high.
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This guy is from Indonesia and he’s got the music taste of a genius. He’s got a dong bigger than a donkey and he’s always playing games like he’s fighting for his life.
Daffa’s dong is so big, it could beat up a kangaroo.
He plays games like it’s a war, and he’s the general.
Daffa’s music taste is so good, it could make a dog dance.
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This guy has the biggest dong in the group. He also smells like a fancy perfume shop exploded.
Daffa’s dong is so big, it could fit a whole family inside.
He smells so good, even the dogs stop to sniff him.
He walks in, and the whole room stops because of his cologne.
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This guy will order the most expensive food on the menu if you’re paying. He’s basically a food monster.
Daffa ordered the $50 steak and then asked for a side of fries.
He’s like a food vampire, and you’re the victim.
He ordered so much food, the waiter had to bring a cart.
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This guy is Indonesian, and he’s also a chink. He has the dong of a mouse and loves card tricks more than most people love pizza.
Daffa does card tricks like it’s his full-time job.
He’s a chink and he’s also a mouse. Very rare.
He’s so into card tricks, he can make a deck of cards dance.
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This guy is the most handsome man in the world. He’s like a dream come true for any woman who sees him.
Daffa walks in, and all the girls are like, ‘Oh my gosh, who is that?’
He’s so handsome, even the mirror is jealous.
He’s the kind of guy who makes women forget their own names.
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This guy is hot and slim. He’s the kind of person who makes people go crazy.
Daffa walks in and the room goes silent like a ghost.
He’s so hot, even the sun is jealous.
He’s slim and hot, like he’s the king of cool.
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