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A dumb-ass vision of what's coming. Like someone peed on a crystal ball and read it wrong.

'Aliens are gonna take over the internet next Tuesday!'

'The president is a robot controlled by a goat.'

'By 2030, everyone will speak in rhymes.'

A future that's so wrong, it makes your brain hurt. Like someone told the future while high on expired pizza.

'The moon is made of cheese and it’s gonna explode.'

'We’ll all live in tubes by 2025.'

'The sun is gonna die next week, and it’s all your fault.'

A future so dumb, it’s like the future was written by a confused toddler with a crayon.

'The internet will be gone in 2024 because of a chicken.'

'All humans will turn into cats in 2030.'

'The world will end because someone forgot to charge their phone.'

A future that’s so bad, it’s like someone told the future while being hit by a bag of bricks.

'The sky will fall in 2026, and it’ll be caused by a dog.'

'Everyone will speak in pig Latin by 2031.'

'The sun will be replaced by a disco ball in 2027.'

A future that’s so stupid, it’s like the future was written by someone who didn’t know what a clock was.

'Time will stop on Tuesday because of a sneeze.'

'The world will end because of a typo.'

'Everyone will turn into computers in 2032.'