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'Java is just a fancy calculator for people who can't add.', said by someone who didn't know what Java was.

'The cloud is just a server someone forgot to clean.', said by a kid who didn't know what a server was.

'Objects are just boxes you throw stuff into and hope it works.', said by someone who didn't know what an object was.

'Inheritance is when your mom gives you her old clothes and you think it's a gift.', said by someone who didn't know what inheritance was.

'Polymorphism is when your dad says he'll do the dishes, but he still forgets.', said by someone who didn't know what polymorphism was.

'Encapsulation is when you hide your sadness in a box and pretend it doesn't exist.', said by someone who didn't know what encapsulation was.

'A loop is when you repeat something until your brain explodes.', said by someone who didn't know what a loop was.

'A function is when you throw a party and no one shows up.', said by someone who didn't know what a function was.

'A variable is when you have a mood and you don't know what it is.', said by someone who didn't know what a variable was.

'Java is just a language, but I think it's a religion.', said by someone who didn't know what a language was.

'A class is just a group of people, but I think it's a cult.', said by someone who didn't know what a class was.

'A method is just a way to do something, but I think it's a curse.', said by someone who didn't know what a method was.

'The algorithm is the secret to life, but it's just a list of steps someone forgot to write.', said by someone who didn't know what an algorithm was.

'The data structure is the way to happiness, but it's just a box someone forgot to close.', said by someone who didn't know what a data structure was.

'The stack is the path to enlightenment, but it's just a list someone forgot to count.', said by someone who didn't know what a stack was.