DAFB

She ate my lunch and then called me a nerd in front of the whole school.

She posted a photo of her cat wearing a crown and called it a 'royal event.'

She tried to explain the plot of the movie and got it completely wrong.

He walked into the wrong class and started talking about his ex.

He asked the teacher if he could take the test home because he 'had a meeting with his brain.'

He said he was 'the king of the universe' and then fell asleep in the hallway.