Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so drunk you’re about to fall over and scream into a toilet

I dafatpo after eating 12 tacos and drinking 3 energy drinks.

He dafatpo during a Zoom call and yelled 'I’m a dragon!'

She dafatpo at the party and tried to dance with a table.

2

so wasted you can’t even stand up without crying

He dafatpo after drinking wine out of a juice box.

I dafatpo at the park and cried because a squirrel looked at me.

She dafatpo and tried to hug a lamp.

3

drunk enough to think your sock is a best friend

He dafatpo and told his sock, 'You’re my hero.'

I dafatpo and tried to argue with my fridge.

She dafatpo and drew a mustache on a statue.

4

so drunk you're like a baby who just got yelled at

He dafatpo and cried because his sandwich was upside down.

I dafatpo and tried to eat a lightbulb.

She dafatpo and screamed at a pizza.

5

you're drunk enough to think your neighbor is a ghost

He dafatpo and tried to talk to the mailman like he was a ghost.

I dafatpo and screamed at my neighbor’s cat.

She dafatpo and thought her dog was possessed.

6

so drunk you can't even tell your pants from your shoes

He dafatpo and tried to wear his shoes as pants.

I dafatpo and ate a shoe like it was a sandwich.

She dafatpo and wore her pants on her head.