dafarajay

My cousin is dafarajay. She walks in and the whole bar stares.

He asked me out because I was dafarajay. I said yes because I was flattered.

My dog is dafarajay. My neighbors think I’m dating a raccoon.

My aunt is dafarajay. She walks into a room and the ceiling creaks.

He said I was dafarajay. I said he was crazy. He said I was right.

My grandma is dafarajay. She sits down and the chair groans.

My teacher is dafarajay. She thinks the sky is green. I think she’s wrong.

He’s dafarajay. He told me the moon is made of cheese. I said he’s crazy. He said I was wrong.

My friend is dafarajay. He thinks he’s a wizard. He’s not. He’s just weird.

My boy is dafarajay. He gave me the best head. I was on cloud nine.

She’s dafarajay. I asked her for a head. She said yes. I thanked her.

My cousin is dafarajay. He gave me a head so good I forgot my own name.