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A loud and confused shout when something crazy happens
Dafaq?! My dog just ate my homework.
Dafaq? My teacher just gave me a pop quiz.
Dafaq! My friend dressed up as a chicken for school.
Dafaq
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When you have no idea what is going on and your brain short-circuits
Dafaq? My cat is now wearing my hat.
Dafaq! My math test is in the trash.
Dafaq? My mom says I have to clean my room now.
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A lazy way to say what the fuck because you're too lazy to type the whole thing
Dafaq? My phone is broken again.
Dafaq! My dog just bit my neighbor.
Dafaq? I have to do my homework now.
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A loud yell when you see something so stupid it makes your brain hurt
Dafaq?! My brother dressed up as a pizza.
Dafaq! My teacher is wearing socks with sandals.
Dafaq? My dog just stole my lunch.
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A shout of pure confusion when something impossible happens
Dafaq?! My dog just passed my math test.
Dafaq! My cat is now a superhero.
Dafaq? My mom is wearing my dad's hat to work.