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Dafani is when you’re so fat you could be a nigga’s snack.

Dafani walked in and the whole room went quiet like someone dropped a bag of chips.

I called him Dafani because he ate my lunch and my dignity.

Dafani showed up and the pizza was just a side dish.

Dafani is a nigga so fat he could double as a doorstop and a curse.

Dafani sat down and the chair cried for mercy.

I told him he was Dafani and he just laughed like I was the joke.

Dafani came in and my mom asked if he was bringing the couch.

Dafani is when you’re so fat you could be the reason a nigga got a new nickname.

Dafani walked in and my friend’s dog ran away in fear.

I called him Dafani and he said I was just trying to make him cry.

Dafani showed up and my dad said he was gonna start a weight loss group.