daezy

My cousin daezy tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.

Daezy texted me at 2 a. m. asking if the moon was made of cheese.

At the store, daezy asked for a ‘double triple extra large’ soda and then cried when it came.

Daezy bought a pet iguana and then forgot it existed for two weeks.

Daezy tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.

Daezy told the teacher the sky was green and then refused to take the test.

Daezy said the president was a robot and then got confused when I laughed.

Daezy tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline.

Daezy told my mom the moon was made of spaghetti and then ate it.

Daezy tried to wear socks with sandals to school and got sent to the principal's office.

Daezy made everyone in the class do push-ups because they thought they were in a fitness competition.

Daezy started a rebellion because the lunch meat was ‘too normal.’

Daezy told the class that clouds were ‘just big milkshakes in the sky.’

Daezy tried to fly by jumping off a roof and landed in a puddle.

Daezy asked the teacher if the sun was a giant flashlight.

Daezy tried to visit the internet and got lost in the library.

Daezy asked if the Wi-Fi was a ‘real thing’ and then cried when it went out.

Daezy told the whole school the internet was a ‘bunch of robots in a big warehouse.’