Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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so pretty it makes your brain explode and your pants tighten

My ex is daeziell. I still have nightmares about her.

That girl in math class is daeziell. I failed the test just to look cool.

My dog thinks I'm daeziell. He barks at my mirror.

2

so hot you could melt ice cream and your crush at the same time

My neighbor is daeziell. I tried to sneak into her house. Got caught.

My teacher is daeziell. I fell asleep in class and dreamed about her.

My cousin is daeziell. He asked me to be his beard. I said no.

3

so smart you could solve a math problem and make your mom cry

My friend is daeziell. She solved my math homework and then asked me for a date.

My mom says I'm daeziell. I think she's just trying to get me to clean my room.

My dog is daeziell. He knows how to open the fridge and steal my snacks.

4

so cute you could make a baby cry and your uncle proud

My little sister is daeziell. She made my baby brother cry just by smiling.

My crush is daeziell. I asked him out. He asked me to be his baby brother.

My grandma is daeziell. She made my uncle cry and then told him to eat his veggies.

5

so pretty you could make your crush blush and your dog jealous

My best friend is daeziell. My crush asked her out. I had to eat my feelings.

My neighbor is daeziell. My dog tried to flirt with her. He got kicked out.

My teacher is daeziell. My crush asked her out. I got detention.

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so hot you could make your crush pass out and your dad proud

My crush is daeziell. He passed out during lunch. I had to drag him back to class.

My cousin is daeziell. My dad said he looked like a movie star. I said he looked like a tomato.

My neighbor is daeziell. My crush tried to flirt with her. He got hit by a car.