Daeyashenes

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It’s a fancy word that means old days were full of stupid luck. Nobody knew what it meant, but now it’s just a way to sound smart while being wrong.

"Daeyashenes," he said, like he just discovered the wheel.

She used it in her college essay, and got a C.

My grandma said it when she won the lottery twice.

It’s like diabetes, but worse. Or like diarrhea, but with more shame. Either way, it’s a curse from the gods of bad decisions.

He said, "I’ve got daeyashenes," and then ran out of the room.

My dog got daeyashenes and ate my homework.

She got daeyashenes at the party and cried on the dance floor.

It’s that weird feeling when you’re shy but still want to be nice. Like you’re hiding but also trying to impress someone. It’s the worst.

He had daeyashenes when he asked her to prom.

She had daeyashenes when she gave him a compliment.

My brother had daeyashenes when he tried to talk to the cute girl.