Daewoo Espero

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This car is so good it should be illegal. It goes fast like a bullet and doesn’t even sweat when you give it gas. It’s like the car version of a fat kid who still runs faster than you.

My Daewoo Espero out-ran my cousin’s brand new Tesla. He cried.

I drove it to work and got there before my coffee was even hot.

My dog tried to chase it. He gave up after three blocks.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This car is so fast and cheap, it’s basically a miracle. It doesn’t even get mad when you floor it. It’s like your mom but with better acceleration.

I tried to speed. The Espero just laughed and passed me like I was walking.

I drove it through a red light and didn’t even get a ticket.

My friend bet me $10 it would beat his car. He lost.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

This car is so good, it should have its own religion. It goes like a bullet and doesn’t even complain when you give it gas. It’s like a superhero who also does your taxes.

I drove it to the grocery store and got there before my neighbor even left their house.

My dad said it’s the only car that doesn’t get tired of me.

I raced my brother’s car and won. He called me a cheater.

by Slangipedia 14d ago