Daewonbyung

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A made-up disease that only rich kids get because they study too much and drink too much coffee. It makes you tired, sick, and insane.
'I got Daewonbyung yesterday. I failed math and threw up in my mom's car.'
'Daewonbyung? That's what I have. I can't even look at my textbook anymore.'
'I have Daewonbyung. My brain is dead, and my stomach is mad at me.'
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When your brain is fried from studying and your stomach is mad at you for drinking too much coffee. It's like being a zombie with a hangover.
'I have Daewonbyung. I can't even think straight. My coffee is my only friend.'
'Daewonbyung hit me hard. I cried in math class and threw up in the hallway.'
'I got Daewonbyung because I studied for 10 hours straight. Now I'm a mess.'
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A fake illness that happens when you're too stressed, too tired, and too caffeinated to care anymore. It’s like being a broken robot.
'I have Daewonbyung. I can't walk, I can't talk, I just want to die.'
'Daewonbyung is real. I have it. I failed my test and my stomach is on strike.'
'I got Daewonbyung after the big exam. Now I can't even eat my lunch.'
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A fancy word for when your brain dies from too much schoolwork and your stomach rebels against your coffee addiction. It’s like being a prisoner in your own body.
'Daewonbyung is real. I can't move. I can't think. I just want to sleep.'
'I have Daewonbyung. I studied for 12 hours and now I'm a zombie.'
'Daewonbyung hit me like a truck. I can't even eat my breakfast.'
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A ridiculous illness that rich kids make up so they can skip school and blame it on stress and coffee. It’s like being a drama queen with a migraine.
'I got Daewonbyung and skipped class. My brain is dead, my stomach is mad, and my life is a mess.'
'Daewonbyung is real. I cried in class and my mom sent me coffee.'
'I have Daewonbyung. I can’t even look at my math test anymore.'
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