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A girl who thinks she's a total disaster but everyone knows she's hot. She flips out like a mad woman but always cracks jokes when she's sad. She's nice most of the time but will cuss you out if you mess with her friends.
She said, 'I look like a raccoon today,' then smiled and said, 'At least I'm not a raccoon with no friends.'
She cried at a movie but then laughed when the guy next to her offered her a tissue and said, 'You look like you need it.'
She called me a 'fart in a suit' but then sent me candy and said, 'You're still my favorite fart.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who's so pretty she makes other people jealous, but she thinks she's the worst. She's always happy, but she'll make jokes about being sad. She's friendly, but she'll cuss you out if you're annoying.
She said, 'I look like a train wreck,' and then said, 'But at least I'm a train wreck with good jokes.'
She cried when her phone died, but then laughed and said, 'Now I can pretend I'm sad for real.'
She called me a 'boring potato' but then texted me and said, 'You're my favorite boring potato.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A girl who's super pretty but thinks she's a total disaster. She's always smiling, but she'll make jokes about being sad. She's cool with everyone, but she'll cuss you out if you're a pain in the neck.
She said, 'I look like a mess,' but then said, 'At least I'm a mess with a sense of humor.'
She cried when she spilled her coffee, but then said, 'Now I can pretend I'm sad for real.'
She called me a 'boring turtle' but then sent me a funny meme and said, 'You're my favorite boring turtle.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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