Daevir

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He's a Satan-loving piece of trash who thinks bitches are just side dishes. He walks around with his dick out like it's a badge of honor and plays cards with his friends while doing some weird finger thing called Touch the Penis. He's not a dad, he's a menace.
Daevir just called his mom a holy trinity of trash and said he'd rather eat shrooms than talk to her.
He tried to Touch the Penis in a church and got kicked out.
Daevir's card game was the only thing that kept his friends from burning down his house.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s a mess who thinks Satan is his ex. He’s got a soft spot for bitches and likes to show off his junk everywhere. He smokes weed, eats shrooms, and sniffes blow like it’s going out of style. He’s not cool, he’s just loud.
Daevir got caught Touching the Penis in the grocery store and ran out screaming.
He told his mom he’d rather die than stop smoking shrooms.
He sniffed blow in the middle of a card game and won because he was high.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s a trashy, Satan-fueled lunatic who thinks bitches are the best part of life. He doesn’t hide his junk, he flaunts it. He plays cards and does Touch the Penis like it’s a job. He’s the kind of guy who takes shrooms and still thinks he’s cool.
Daevir tried to Touch the Penis at a family reunion and made everyone cry.
He told his dad he was going to heaven with Satan and not him.
He got kicked out of a card game because he was too high on shrooms.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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