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A huge meatball of a guy who plays football like it's a religion and smells like a fart that's been sitting in a gym since 1998. He's got a secret crush on his teammate and cries every time he gets tackled.
"Daetyn just ran into the wall like it owed him money."
"He smells like old socks and regret."
"He cried when he got tackled by a 10-year-old."