DAETWAN

My cousin DAETWAN walked into the room and I instantly felt inferior.

DAETWAN showed off his member and I almost fainted.

At the party, DAETWAN took off his pants and the whole room went silent.

DAETWAN bragged about his penis and I believed him.

I saw DAETWAN's penis and I swear I saw a tsunami coming.

DAETWAN flexed his member and I questioned my life choices.

DAETWAN showed me his penis and I thought I was going to die.

I asked DAETWAN about his penis and he said it was a full-time job.

DAETWAN's penis was so big, it had its own Instagram.