Daesung Fever

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A person who loves Daesung so much they act like he's the only person who ever lived. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending fanfic with no plot.
I skipped class just to watch Daesung’s latest video. I’m now failing math. Worth it.
I cried when he got a cold. I brought him soup. He didn’t even ask.
I think I’m in love. No, I’m in love with Daesung. Yes.
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A person who thinks Daesung is the best thing since sliced bread. They’ll yell at you if you say anything bad about him. Ever.
I said he looked tired. She yelled at me. I now live in fear of sleep.
She blocked me because I said he looked like a potato. I cried.
She told me I was the worst fan ever. I am now the worst fan ever.
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A person who lives and breathes Daesung. They know all his songs, all his rants, and all his weird haircuts. They probably know more about him than his mom.
I can quote his rants word for word. I also quoted him in a math test. I got an A.
I know his haircuts better than his barber. I told him he looked like a raccoon. He didn’t like that.
I know his favorite color is pink. I also know he hates tomatoes. He doesn’t know why.
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A person who acts like they’re in a relationship with Daesung. They send him DMs every day. They also send him random food.
I sent him a pizza. He didn’t reply. I now live in a world of regret.
I told him I loved him. He said ‘thank you’ and moved on. I cried.
I sent him a letter. He sent me a thank you note. I now have a thank you note. I also have a broken heart.
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A person who thinks Daesung is the best human being ever. They’ll fight you if you say anything bad about him. Even if it’s true.
I told her he was ugly. She yelled at me. I now have a black eye.
She fought me because I said he had a weird voice. I lost. I also lost my dignity.
She sent me to the principal’s office for saying he had a weird voice. I now hate the principal.
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