daesean

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A Daesean is a man with a meaty dong so big it makes you swoon like a love-sick chicken. Then he abandons you faster than a broke-ass rapper leaves a tour.
My ex was a Daesean. I was his favorite. Then he left me for a girl who could spell 'flavor.'
Don’t trust a Daesean. They’ll make you cry and then laugh at your tears.
My cousin dated a Daesean. Now he’s single, and my cousin is still stuck in the past.
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Daeseans are the worst kind of trash. They reek like a sewer and act like they're the king of the world.
My neighbor is a Daesean. He smells like a dead rat in a garbage can.
I sat next to a Daesean on the bus. I had to change my shirt after that.
My brother dated a Daesean. He said she smelled like a fart in a sock.
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