Daeric

Bro, Daeric’s cock is so big it could take out a whole football team.

I saw Daeric’s cock and I almost cried.

Daeric walks in a room and the donkey screams.

Daeric’s cock is so big it could start its own country.

I asked Daeric if he had a cock and he said, 'I’m a whole species.'

Daeric’s cock is so big, scientists are trying to classify it.

Daeric’s cock is so big, even a giraffe looks at it and says, 'Bro, I’m out.'

I saw Daeric’s cock and it made me cry like a baby.

Daeric’s cock is so big, it could be the new main attraction at the zoo.