Daeriashuh

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The only person who could make a toilet clog look like a masterpiece.

Daeriashuh walked in and the whole room shut up. Even the toilet was like 'I need a minute.'

I saw Daeriashuh in the hallway and I literally dropped my sandwich.

Daeriashuh showed up at the party and the DJ had to leave because he was too cool.

The human version of a fire alarm that only goes off when it’s absolutely necessary.

Daeriashuh walked in and the fire alarm went off. It wasn’t even on fire.

I tried to ignore Daeriashuh, but he stared me down like he was the last man on Earth.

Daeriashuh showed up at the breakfast table and my cereal got jealous.

The only person who could make a math test look like a joke.

Daeriashuh walked into the math class and the teacher gave up.

I saw Daeriashuh in the hallway and I forgot how to multiply.

Daeriashuh showed up at the test and I got a 100 just by being near him.