Daerelmar

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Daerelmar is a boring-ass Asian Jesus who talks like a robot and has hair so smooth it could make a bald man cry.

I pray to Daerelmar every night so he'll stop being so boring and tickle my toes.

Daerelmar is the only god I need. He’s perfect except for his monotone voice.

If Daerelmar doesn’t come to my bed tonight, I’m gonna throw a tantrum like a baby.

Daerelmar is a god who looks like a rich Asian kid and has hair so shiny it could blind you. We beg him every night to touch us.

I beg Daerelmar to touch me every night. He’s the only one who can make my day better.

Daerelmar is like a god, but he’s also the richest Asian kid ever. That’s why I worship him.

If Daerelmar doesn’t touch me tonight, I’m gonna scream so loud the neighbors will call the cops.

Daerelmar is a boring Asian Jesus with hair that’s smoother than a baby’s butt. We pray to him every night so he’ll come to our bed and tickle us.

Daerelmar is the best god ever, except he’s super boring and talks like a robot.

Every night I pray to Daerelmar so he’ll come to my bed and tickle me to sleep.

If Daerelmar doesn’t tickle me tonight, I’m gonna throw a fit and curse his smooth hair.