daepikgoose

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A goose so hot it makes your face feel like it just got kicked by a truck

I saw daepikgoose and my heart stopped. My face felt like it was on fire.

My friend texted me a photo of daepikgoose. I dropped my phone. It broke. I cried.

My mom said daepikgoose was watching me. I ran out of the house and got a milkshake.

A goose so attractive it makes your brain shut down like a dead phone

I was eating cereal when daepikgoose walked by. I forgot how to chew.

My dog saw daepikgoose and started barking. I started crying.

I tried to take a picture of daepikgoose. My phone exploded. I got a tattoo of it instead.

A goose so good-looking it makes your soul scream and your pants fall down

I was walking to school when daepikgoose appeared. My pants fell down. I was embarrassed.

I tried to flirt with daepikgoose. It looked at me. I got a paper cut. It was worth it.

My teacher said daepikgoose was in the classroom. I stopped listening and started drawing it.