Daena

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A woman so good-looking she makes your face hurt. She smiles and suddenly you feel like a sad, ugly kid who got left out of the cool group.

Daena walked in and I immediately forgot my own name.

She smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

She looked at me and I felt like I was wearing a clown suit.

Probably 4’9” which means she’s short enough to be annoying but tall enough to still be kind of cute.

She’s short but not short enough to be a joke.

4’9” is just enough to make you wonder why she doesn’t wear heels.

She’s like a mini-me version of a hot person.

A horse therapist who scares the horses and makes them run like they’re being chased by a monster.

The horse ran away when she walked in.

She made the horse kick me and I got a bruise for my trouble.

The horse looked like it wanted to cry.

A jackass who thinks they’re the center of the universe and acts like everyone else is just there to suffer.

She talked over me like I wasn’t even there.

She made me wait 10 minutes just to be dramatic.

She said I was annoying and then forgot my name.