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A guy named Alex from Prestwich, England who can’t stop talking about cheese wheels like they’re the holy grail

Alex DM’d me at 2 a. m. saying cheddar is the best cheese ever and I should be ashamed of myself

At the grocery store, he yelled at the cheese aisle like it was a personal attack

He tried to convince my dog that brie was a spiritual experience

A man from Prestwich named Alex who thinks cheese wheels are better than sex and probably knows more about cheese than your mom

He texted me a photo of a cheese wheel and said, ‘this is better than your last relationship’

He came to my house with a cheese wheel and a grudge

He tried to replace my TV with a cheese wheel and failed

A guy called Alex from Prestwich, England who has a cheese wheel obsession so strong it could make a saint cry

He sent me a cheese wheel for my birthday and said I should’ve been born with one

He cried in the cheese aisle like it was a breakup

He tried to marry a cheese wheel and got rejected