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The most attractive guy who acts like a brain-dead donkey. He can charm the pants off anyone but can't remember his own phone number. His girlfriend is a saint who puts up with his nonsense.
He texted me, 'You’re the best I ever had.' Then he forgot to call me back.
He asked my girlfriend out, then said he was 'just being friendly.'
He told me he’d marry me if I gave him a goldfish. I did. He left it in a shoe.