daemein

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daemein is a guy who thinks he's tough but actually just likes to act like a total jerk until you need him and then he shows up and saves your ass like a goddamn superhero
I asked him for help and he laughed at me, but then he fixed my laptop and said 'you're welcome, peasant.'
He told me to shut up during lunch, but when I got in trouble, he took the blame and said 'I was the one who started it.'
He bragged about being the best at video games, but when I challenged him, he lost and said 'you're just lucky I was distracted.'
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daemein is a loudmouth who talks too much but when you're in a mess, he's the one who shows up with a plan and a swear word for every problem
He kept talking during the movie, but when I needed help with math, he stayed after class and explained it like it was easy.
He said he'd help me with my project, and then he showed up with three other people and a list of requirements.
He made fun of me for falling off the bike, but when I cried, he gave me a tissue and said 'you're not that bad.'
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daemein is like the guy who you don't really know, but he shows up when you need him and never stops talking about how cool he is even when he's just helping you out
He didn't say hi when he walked in, but when I needed help with my homework, he stayed late and said 'you're welcome, but I'm still the best.'
He was just hanging out, but when I got into a fight, he showed up and said 'I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for me.'
He didn't help me at first, but then he did and said 'you're lucky I felt like it.'
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