Daemanie

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The girl who will turn your brain into mush. She’s hot, smart, and can spill coffee on you in the middle of a math test. Once you see her, you’ll forget your own name. She’s the reason you’ll fail every class, but you’ll still chase her like a lovesick dog.
Why are you crying in the hallway? I spilled my coffee on your test.
You failed algebra. Again. But I still love you.
I can’t concentrate in class. All I see is her big brown eyes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A human-shaped goddess with a smile that could make a saint blush. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a fool. She’ll make you believe in love, then drop a bomb on your feelings just to see you cry.
You asked me out. I said yes. Then I cried in your math class.
I failed my test. She failed hers too. But I still love her.
She made me believe in forever. Then she told me she had a crush on someone else.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dude who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just wearing glasses and hoodies. He’s smart, but he can’t talk to girls. He’ll message you at 2 a. m. just to say hi. He’s probably rich, but he’ll deny it if you ask.
Why’d you message me at 2 a. m.? I was asleep.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car with your dad.
You can’t talk to girls. Why’d you ask me out?
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s shy at first, but he’ll message you every day if you let him. He’s not into sports, but he’s into books and games. He’s probably rich, but he’ll fight you if you say it. He’s a good friend, but he’s also a bit of a weirdo.
Why’d you message me 10 times today? I’m not your friend yet.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car.
You’re weird. Why’d you ask me out?
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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