Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the most stunning woman you’ll ever lay eyes on. basically the queen of all humans. you’ll die of jealousy if you don’t get her.

i saw her in the cafeteria and my heart exploded

she walked into class and i forgot how to breathe

i texted my friend ‘i think i’m in love’ and then cried

by Slangipedia 6d ago

2

the hottest girl you’ve ever met. if she looked at you, you’d be her forever. she’s the best human being, and you’re just lucky to know her.

she winked at me and i got a hard-on in math class

i asked her out and she said yes, and now i’m the happiest man alive

i texted her ‘you’re the best’ and she replied ‘you’re not bad either’

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

the most beautiful woman in the whole world. if you don’t get her, you’re the saddest person alive. she’s the best and you’re just trying to catch up.

i saw her in the hallway and i fell down

she smiled at me and i forgot my pants

i asked her to prom and she said yes, and now i’m the luckiest person alive

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. she’s the best and you’re just trying to survive. if you don’t get her, you’re doomed.

i saw her and my brain shut down

she said hello and i forgot how to talk

she asked me to dance and i dropped my phone

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

the most perfect person you’ll ever meet. if you don’t get her, you’ll regret it for life. she’s the best and you’re just trying to be good enough.

she said hi and i got a boner in history class

i texted her and she replied instantly

she walked in and i forgot my name

by Slangipedia 6d ago

6

the most beautiful girl in the entire universe. if you don’t get her, you’re the worst person alive. she’s the best and you’re just trying to impress her.

she smiled at me and i dropped my pencil

i asked her out and she said yes

she said hello and i forgot how to think

by Slangipedia 6d ago