Daegun

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A total Asian who thinks they're the main character in a movie that no one wants to watch.
Daegun tried to explain his life story to me during lunch. I fell asleep.
He told me he was going to be a billionaire by 25. I asked if he had a job.
He said he was dating S**** because she was 'the only one who understood his vision.' She left.
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A guy who acts like he's got a million followers, but actually has two friends and a cat.
Daegun posted a selfie with a caption that had 12 hashtags. It had 3 likes.
He told me he was going to start a band. The only instrument he knew how to play was the kazoo.
He said S**** was his 'main chick.' She said she was his 'main chick' because he wouldn't stop texting her.
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A guy who thinks he's a legend, but everyone else thinks he's a joke.
Daegun told me he was going to beat up the school principal. He got in a fight with the janitor.
He said he was going to be rich one day. Now he works at a fast food place.
He asked S**** to be his girlfriend. She said no, but now she texts him every day.
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