Daegon

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A big, wiggly thing that goes *boop* and makes babies.
My uncle said Daegon is the reason he has six kids.
Daegon is the only thing that makes my morning worth it.
I told my crush he had a Daegon for a face.
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The thing Dracula’s fans called him, but it got changed to Drake because it sounded cooler and less scary.
My friend said Daegon was the worst vampire name ever.
Drake is just Daegon with a cooler haircut.
I think Daegon would’ve been better if he had a mustache.
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Nipples that look like they’ve been in a fight and lost.
My brother’s Daegon looks like a raccoon’s face.
I saw a guy’s Daegon at the gym and it was like a horror movie.
My mom said my Daegon is so hairy it could start a fire.
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