Daegen

A hot dude who lives for misery and death. He’s so sexy everyone fawns over him. He’s got slaves to make him happy and turns emos into his own personal fan club.

A tiny, weak guy who yells at his controller like it’s his ex. He’s a virgin who asks for pictures but never sends his own. His waifu cries every time.

A hot girl who’s a total goofball. She’s got a big heart and even bigger assets. She’s a Jesus freak, but when you ask her to do something wild, she acts like she’s been shot.