Daegan and Maelee

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The only couple who could make a bathroom break sound like a romantic getaway.
Daegan texted Maelee: 'I’m gonna take a leak. Don’t come in.' She replied: 'I’ll be out in 5. Bring me coffee.'
At the mall, Maelee said, 'If I see you with anyone else, I’m gonna throw my coffee in their face.'
Daegan said, 'I’d marry her in a parking lot if she asked.'
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The only people who could make a traffic jam feel like a date night.
Daegan said, 'Stuck in traffic? Perfect. I’ll just text you.' Maelee replied, 'I’ll text you back. And maybe I’ll flirt.'
Maelee said, 'I’d rather be stuck in traffic with him than stuck in traffic alone.'
Daegan said, 'Traffic is just a long hug with no touching.'
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The only people who could make a grocery store look like a love scene.
Daegan said, 'I’ll get the milk. You get the cereal. And don’t forget the chips.' Maelee said, 'Only if you promise to hold my hand.'
Maelee texted, 'I’m gonna get the bread. You get the butter. And I’m gonna flirt with the cashier.'
Daegan said, 'We’re just shopping. Why does it feel like a movie?'
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