Daegan

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He’s a syrupy sweet guy who always thinks he’s the main event. He hides his jokes like a coward but loves to mess with your head. If you’re his girlfriend, he’ll be your biggest fan, until he starts trying to make you cheat on him just to see if you’ll fall for his dumb tricks.
Daegan texted me: 'I’m just here for the side drama.'
He laughed at my joke, then told his friend it was 'the worst thing ever.'
He asked me out, then immediately asked my friend out too.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A communist. A level of insanity that needs a special kind of pain. A person who can brainwash you so hard, you think you're the one who's been brainwashing them.
Daegan called me a communist because I used the word 'and' twice in a sentence.
He told me I was 'insane' because I didn’t know the difference between a mindfuck and a normal fuck.
He mindfucked my dog and now it won’t stop barking at me.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daegan is the guy who takes your punchlines and calls them his own. He thinks he’s hilarious, but he’s just a guy with a big ass and a mouth full of dumbass jokes.
Daegan took my joke and said it was his. I laughed and said 'nope.'
He told a joke that was clearly mine, and then asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend.
He said my joke was 'the worst' and then told it to his friend.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When someone snores so loud during a call, it feels like a chainsaw is cutting through your ear. It’s like someone is trying to kill you with sound.
Daegan called me and started snoring like he was trying to wake up a dead man.
I was on a call with Daegan and my ear felt like it was about to fall off.
Daegan snored so loud, I thought my phone was broken.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Adria is better. She doesn’t steal your jokes. She doesn’t snore. She doesn’t try to brainwash you.
Daegan texted me: 'Adria is better.'
He said Adria is better, even though I just told him that joke.
He said Adria is better and then snored for three minutes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The best couple you'll ever see. They’re hot, they’re smart, and they know how to make each other laugh.
Daegan and his girlfriend are the best couple in the whole world.
They’re so cute, I want to punch them both.
They’re the best couple and they know it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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He’s a tall, good-looking guy who thinks he’s the main event. He’s charming, but he’s also a little dumb.
Daegan walked in and everyone turned to look at him.
He’s so tall, he can see the ceiling.
He’s charming, but he can’t tell the difference between a joke and a compliment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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