Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total disaster who can’t even tie their shoes without crying.

My cousin’s daefrgn. He failed math and cried when he got pizza.

My daefrgn boss yelled at me for spilling coffee. I got fired.

My daefrgn dog ate my homework and my mom’s hair.

2

Someone who makes life worse just by breathing.

My daefrgn neighbor smokes in my house. I can’t breathe.

My daefrgn friend failed my test. I got a D.

My daefrgn mom yelled at my dad for eating my sandwich.

3

A person who’s so bad, even the trash avoids them.

My daefrgn brother got a zero. The teacher didn’t even yell.

My daefrgn dad spilled soup on my shirt. I wore it to school.

My daefrgn dog ran away. He came back with a rat.

4

A human who can’t do anything right, even when they try.

My daefrgn friend tried to cook. He burned my pizza.

My daefrgn dad tried to fix the TV. He broke it.

My daefrgn mom tried to clean. She made a mess.

5

The worst person you ever met, and they’re your family.

My daefrgn uncle stole my phone. I had to call my dad.

My daefrgn sister ate my lunch. She got a stomachache.

My daefrgn brother broke my favorite toy. He didn’t even apologize.