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A huge, loud, stupid person who thinks they're the center of the universe and smells like old pizza and regret.
She texted me at 3 AM crying because her cat didn't like her hair color.
She tried to explain how the moon is made of cheese and it's 2025.
She stood in the middle of the street yelling at a pigeon like it owed her money.
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The dumbest, loudest, most annoying person you've ever met, and they think they're the best at everything.
She sent me a 10-minute voice note about her day, which was just her crying in a bathroom.
She told me she invented the internet and it was a lie.
She tried to start a fight with a vending machine because it didn't give her candy.
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A giant, loud, dumb person who thinks they’re the most important person in the world and smells like trash and regret.
She DM’d me 20 times in one day about her feelings and how the sky was blue.
She tried to argue with the sun about how it was too bright.
She cried in a library because her favorite book didn’t like her.
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A big, dumb, loud person who thinks they’re the smartest and the most important and smells like a trash can.
She sent me a 5-minute video of her crying in her kitchen about her hair.
She told me she could beat Einstein in a debate and it was a lie.
She tried to talk to a wall and it didn’t respond, so she yelled at it.
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A huge, dumb, loud person who thinks they’re the most important and the smartest and smells like a garbage truck.
She texted me at midnight because she thought the moon was talking to her.
She told me she invented math and it was just a lie.
She tried to explain to her dog that the sky was green and it didn’t care.
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A giant, loud, dumb person who thinks they're the best at everything and smells like trash and sadness.
She sent me a 12-minute voice note about her feelings and the color of the clouds.
She told me she was the first person to ever breathe and it was just a lie.
She cried in a supermarket because the cereal didn't like her.
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