Daedric

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Daedric is when you get poked with a magic stick so hard it feels like your soul is being pulled out through your nose.

Daedric happened to me when I tried to steal the last slice of pizza.

My brother got Daedric for trying to cheat in math.

The dog got Daedric for eating my homework.

Daedric is the meanest sheriff who wears a coat that looks like it was made from a ghost’s tears and a badge that glows like a middle finger to the moon.

Daedric showed up at my party and gave me a ticket for loud music.

He arrested my mom for talking too much in the grocery store.

He gave my dog a fine for barking at the mailman.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daedric is the guy who shows up when you’re doing something dumb and gives you a punishment so bad it feels like your life is on a treadmill.

Daedric showed up when I tried to run away from school.

He punished my friend for throwing a water balloon at the principal.

He made my dog do push-ups for eating my lunch.

by Slangipedia 15d ago