daedae

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A girl who’s like a genius, a beast at everything, and looks like a goddess. You meet her and suddenly you think you’ve been best friends since birth.
My daedae got me a scholarship and a date all in one day.
I saw her in the cafeteria and I knew I was doomed.
She’s the only person who can beat me at chess and still laugh at my puns.
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When you’re stuck in a bad situation and the only way out is to cum like a waterfall and run like a coward.
I had to pee in a hallway and I just went for it and ran.
Got caught in a fight and I jacked off in front of everyone and left.
Got stuck in a elevator and I cummed like a mad man and escaped.
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A black person who you're allowed to call a nigger only if you're good at it and you don't get caught.
I called my daedae a nigger and she just laughed and said I was cute.
I said nigger in front of her mom and got a slap.
I called him a nigger and he said I was the real nigger.
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When you get up every day and do the same awesome things and it feels like winning every time.
I wake up, eat cereal, and then go to school like it’s a party.
I work out, take a shower, and then go to work like it’s my favorite game.
I study, eat, and then go to bed like it’s a perfect day.
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