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Dae dae is when your poop hits the fan and smells like a rotten cheeseburger in a sewer.

My dae dae was so bad, my neighbor called the cops.

Dae dae in the office after lunch? That’s a real flex.

Dae dae in my pants during Zoom class? I’m never living it down.

Dae dae is the reason your mom won’t let you eat the last slice of pizza.

Dae dae in my backpack? I’m not even sorry.

Dae dae at the gym? I’m out.

Dae dae in the car? I’m gonna die.

Dae dae is like a fart, but it’s got a side of shame and a sprinkle of embarrassment.

Dae dae during a group project? That’s a real nightmare.

Dae dae on the bus? I’m not even real anymore.

Dae dae during a first date? That’s a real slap in the face.

Dae dae is when your poop is so bad, it could make a dragon cry.

Dae dae in the classroom? I’m getting expelled.

Dae dae in my sock? That’s a real flex.

Dae dae on the airplane? I’m a monster.

Dae dae is like a stink bomb went off in your pants.

Dae dae at the party? I’m the ghost of bad decisions.

Dae dae in the bathroom? That’s a real flex.

Dae dae in my bed? I’m never sleeping again.