Dadzheimer’s

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When your dad forgets what he was supposed to get at the store so fast it feels like he got hit by a truck.
He said he was going to get bread, and came back with a bag of chips and a donut.
He forgot he was supposed to pick up milk and got a pizza instead.
He said he was going to buy eggs and came back with a new video game.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad’s brain goes on vacation before he even gets to the store.
He left the house saying he was going to get cereal and came back with a bag of candy.
He forgot about the laundry detergent and brought home a cake.
He said he was going to buy soap and came back with a movie ticket.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad’s memory is worse than a dog’s and he can’t remember what he was supposed to get at the store.
He said he was going to get milk and came back with a pizza.
He forgot about the bread and brought home a new shirt.
He went to get eggs and came back with a lottery ticket.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad’s brain goes missing and he shows up with something random instead of what he was supposed to get.
He said he was going to get cereal and came back with a bag of chips.
He forgot about the eggs and brought home a video game.
He was supposed to get soap and came back with a donut.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad forgets what he was supposed to get so fast it’s like he got hit by a shopping cart.
He left to get bread and came back with a bag of candy.
He said he was going to buy milk and got a pizza instead.
He went to get eggs and came back with a new hat.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When your dad’s brain goes on strike and he brings home something random instead of what he was sent to get.
He said he was going to get cereal and came back with a donut.
He forgot about the bread and brought home a new shirt.
He left to get eggs and came back with a lottery ticket.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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