Dadvil

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The magical portal where all fathers come from when they're too lazy to be anywhere else.

Dadvil is where my dad went after he said 'I'll be back in 10 minutes' and never came back.

My dad's been in Dadvil for a week and still hasn't come out.

Dadvil is just a fancy word for my dad's bedroom when he's being a slob.

The only painkiller your dad will ever take because he thinks it's stronger than his coffee.

My dad took Dadvil and still couldn't beat my mom's coffee.

Dadvil is just Advil with a dad's ego attached to it.

My dad took two Dadvils and still said he felt like a used sock.

The list of chores, lectures, and threats your dad gives you when you're too sick to care.

Dadvil is my dad's way of telling me to get up and do my homework even though I have a fever.

My dad sent me a Dadvil message: 'You're not getting candy unless you clean your room.'

Dadvil is when your dad yells at you for being sick and then gives you a lecture about life.