Dadvice

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Dadvice is when your dad thinks he's the smartest man alive and tries to prove it by giving you advice that will eventually ruin your life.

'If you don't listen to me, you'll end up like me, and I am a disaster.'

'You'll thank me later when you're working three jobs to pay off your credit cards.'

'I did it my way, and I'm still paying for it, so you better do it my way.'

Dadvice is the kind of advice that is 100% right, but you still want to punch your dad for giving it.

'You should’ve studied harder in school, not spent all your time on the internet.'

'If you don’t save money now, you’ll be broke forever.'

'I told you to buy that car in 2015. Why did you wait until now?'

Dadvice is advice given by your dad, who probably still uses the same phone from 2003 and thinks he's an expert on everything.

'You need to be more organized, like me.'

'You should’ve known that job was going to fail.'

'I had my own business, and I didn’t need a phone to tell me everything.'

Dadvice is the stuff your dad gives you when he’s trying to be helpful, but you just want to scream into the void.

'You should’ve known you were going to fail that test.'

'I told you to wear a coat. Now you’re sick.'

'You should’ve listened to me when I told you not to borrow money from your brother.'

Dadvice is the kind of advice that is actually good, but it’s delivered with such intensity that it feels like a death threat.

'If you don’t save money now, you’ll be broke forever.'

'You need to be more organized, like me.'

'You should’ve known that job was going to fail.'

Dadvice is advice given by your dad. It's usually free. It's usually terrible. It's always worth listening to, even if you don't want to be.

'You should’ve known that job was going to fail.'

'You need to be more organized, like me.'

'If you don’t save money now, you’ll be broke forever.'

Dadvice is the kind of advice that sounds like it's not worth it, but it will actually help you when you're stuck in the middle of a life crisis.

'You should've worn a coat.'

'You should've saved more money.'

'You should've known that job was going to fail.'