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A dad who tries to grope his daughter like she’s a snack he’s been waiting for all day. He’s basically a smelly snack bag with a job.
Dad: 'Hey babe, wanna go get milk?' Daughter: 'No. I know what you're really after.'
Dad tried to slip his hand under her shirt during math class. She got a C+ for being distracted.
He asked her to 'help him with the dishes' just so he could sneak a peek up her skirt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who thinks his daughter is a hot topic and he’s the news reporter. He’s always trying to break the story.
He sent her a text that said, 'Hey, I saw your face today. It was hot. Like, literally hot.'
He tried to 'interview' her during her lunch break. It was more like a interrogation.
He called her 'the big story' and asked if she wanted to be 'the headline'.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who acts like he’s still in high school and thinks his daughter is his crush. He’s a desperate guy with a bad sense of timing.
He messaged her, 'Hey, wanna go to the movies? Just us. No mom.' She replied, 'No. You’re still in the movie.'
He tried to 'ask her out' during her science experiment. It exploded.
He said, 'You’re my favorite person. Like, the best one.' She said, 'You’re my favorite dad. The worst one.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who thinks his daughter is the best thing since sliced bread and he’s trying to eat her. He’s like a hungry man with a bad diet.
He told her, 'You’re like my favorite sandwich. I want to eat you.' She told him, 'You’re like my favorite dad. I want to throw you out.'
He tried to 'share a sandwich' with her during lunch. It was more like a love letter.
He said, 'You’re the best thing since pizza.' She said, 'You’re the worst thing since my mom's new boyfriend.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who acts like he’s the king of the castle and his daughter is the princess he’s trying to win over. He’s a ridiculous guy with a crown made of shame.
He told her, 'I’m the king. You’re the princess. We should get married.' She told him, 'I’m the princess. You’re the jester.'
He tried to 'win her heart' by giving her a lollipop. She gave him a C+ for effort.
He said, 'You’re my queen. I’ll rule the castle with you.' She said, 'You’re my dad. I’ll rule the castle without you.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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