dadut

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A person who acts like they're the king of the dump, but everyone knows they're just making a mess.

My dad tried to build a fire with a banana. Classic dadut.

She tried to dance in a pool. It was like watching a chicken try to fly.

He thought he was a superhero. He wore a hat and yelled at the mailman.

A human that looks like they were hit by a truck and forgot to take a shower.

He showed up to the party in a bathrobe and socks. Real dadut.

My uncle’s face looked like a raccoon got into his soup.

She wore a shirt that said ‘I love coffee’ and it was 3 a. m.

A person who takes up space and does nothing useful, like a couch that doesn’t even help you relax.

He sits all day and eats donuts. Total dadut.

She got paid to do nothing. That’s a dadut dream.

He called in sick just to watch TV. Classic dadut.