dadunkadomper

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A super chunky girl with a butt so big it looks like it was made by a fat kid who ate a whole cake and then cried.
My cousin is a dadunkadomper. She sits down and the chair screams.
I saw a dadunkadomper walking into a subway. The doors almost broke.
My mom says my sister is a dadunkadomper. I don’t know why. She just eats tacos.
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A girl so big in the back, it’s like her ass has its own ZIP code.
That girl in math class is a dadunkadomper. She bumped into me and I fell over.
My neighbor’s dog ran into a dadunkadomper. The dog now has a belly like a balloon.
My teacher said I was a dadunkadomper. I said, 'You’re just jealous of my ass.'
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A girl so big behind, it’s like her butt is a whole new person who also hates your life.
My friend’s cousin is a dadunkadomper. She walks into a room and the ceiling creaks.
I saw a dadunkadomper at the mall. The escalator almost broke.
My brother says I’m a dadunkadomper. I said, 'You’re just mad you can’t sit next to me.'
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A girl with a butt so huge, it’s like she ate a whole pizza and then screamed at it.
That girl in gym class is a dadunkadomper. She did a sit-up and the whole class laughed.
My grandma is a dadunkadomper. She sits on the couch and it cracks.
My friend’s mom is a dadunkadomper. She walks in and the floor almost breaks.
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A girl with a butt so big, it’s like it was created by a god who only liked donuts and tacos.
That girl at the park is a dadunkadomper. She sat on a bench and it fell apart.
My uncle says my dad is a dadunkadomper. I said, 'You’re just jealous of his ass.'
My friend’s dog ran into a dadunkadomper. Now the dog is also a dadunkadomper.
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A girl with a butt so big, it’s like she’s carrying around a whole bag of chips and a gallon of soda.
That girl in my class is a dadunkadomper. She walked in and the chair broke.
I saw a dadunkadomper at the beach. The sand moved out of the way just to make room for her.
My sister says I’m a dadunkadomper. I said, 'You’re just jealous of my ass.'
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