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a person so awesome they should get a gold medal and everyone else is just sad they didn’t win

She’s like the best kid in class and the teacher gave her extra candy just for existing.

I saw her eat a whole pizza by herself and still had energy to dance.

Her grades are so good they’re like a superhero’s power levels.

a human being so good at life that it makes other people want to cry and throw things

She got a perfect score on the test and then drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.

She eats cereal for dinner and still has time to text her crush.

She wears socks with sandals and still looks cool.

a person so amazing they could beat up a dragon and still have time to do their homework

She beat up a dragon in the cafeteria and still finished her math homework.

She ran a mile in gym class and then did 10 push-ups.

She turned her dog into a superhero and still got an A+.